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Home » Staying Balanced » I Am Jealous Of You.

05/03/2017 Leave a Comment

I Am Jealous Of You.

To the outwardly beautiful mom — I am jealous of you.

To the mom with the inward beauty — I am jealous of you.

To the mom of one child — I am jealous of you.

To the mom with four children — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who works outside the home — I am jealous of you.

To the SAHM who feels no guilt — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who always has the time to drink her coffee hot — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who has come to appreciate the taste of cold-ish coffee — I am jealous of you.

To the mom with the perfect body — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who has embraced her post-children body — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who has a personal trainer — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who exercises only when she can find the time — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who is extroverted and has lots of friends —  I am jealous of you.

To the mom who is introverted and prefers to keep to herself — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who has the time to shower everyday — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who is selfless and neglects her own self-care to care for her children — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who makes a delicious, home-cooked meal every night — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who allows her children to eat fast-food and feels no guilt — I am jealous of you.

To the mom with your kids in numerous activities — I am jealous of you.

To the mom whose kids do well with unstructured time — I am jealous of you.

To the mom whose kids behave well most of the time — I am jealous of you.

To the mom whose kids act up with her because she is their “safe space” — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who goes on lots of date nights — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who feels guilty on every day night — I am jealous of you. 

To the mom who wouldn’t change a thing in her life — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who is making the life changes she desires — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who is seemingly perfect — I am jealous of you.

To the mom who is seemingly imperfect — I am jealous of you.

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