Mommy the Rapper is coming your way,
‘Cause I always got more and more shiitake to say.
Today we’re talking summer and time off of school,
Can’t I just let them swim in the pool?
For the whole dang break, yes that’s what they want,
And that’s the only way to ensure they won’t taunt.
Taunt each other and get on my nerves,
‘Cause they each got so many flippin’ mood swerves.
What the heck, how is June almost here?
Planning my kids summer is gonna require a beer.
Do I pay for camp or do I keep them with me,
Or can I just send them out to climb a freakin’ tree?
Nope, not allowed, cause that stuff can cause a bruise,
I’ve got an idea, let’s all take a cruise.
Too much money, so that’s not gonna take,
Not being stressed about this is something I must fake.
It’s hard to know the best thing to do,
What will make them happy and what is best for you?
Camps are really fun, but I never can choose,
Yet if your kid is excited, then you really can’t lose.
Find a way to make it work by planning summer early,
And your sure to find a dance class where she can do her twirly.
Or keep her home and plan some trips,
And resign yourself to time with your pip.
Yes, summer is coming, but you don’t need to fear,
Mommy the Rapper is encouraging you to cheer.
Cheer for time with them or cheer for a camp,
Just plan and handle summer like a #momboss champ.
The school year is ending and break is near,
Relax, Supermom — you got this, my dear!