imperfectly authentic
"My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.” ~Ellen Degeneres
This is a prayer request. A prayer request for any husband who tonight, upon his return from work, asks his SAHM wife what she did all day. This is a prayer request. A prayer request for any wife who tonight, upon her husband’s return from work, forget to hide the eight Amazon packages that were…
To the 20-something-year-old taking a selfie in the driver’s seat of the car behind me: I almost judged you, but then I realized I once was you. When I looked back and saw you adjusting your arm level and camera height and playing with your car’s AC so that when the air hit your hair,…
Energy? Energy? Where are you? I can’t find you. I was really hoping to use these non-kid-directed four hours to be productive, but you are nowhere to be found. Where have you run off to? You are not supposed to just up and leave whenever you feel like it. I need you around all of…
This flower looks fake, doesn’t it? But, it’s not. Kind of like me; occasionally giving you the impression that I’m not authentic, but in fact, I fully am. Okay, maybe not completely, because like this image of the flower, sometimes I use a filter and I am not going to apologize for that, and you…
And on the seventh day, God made Target. Wait. That’s not right. I should have paid more attention in religion class. Oops. Good thing God knows that I love Him and I surely know that He loves me (and my humor). Since my version is all I can recite, we will go with that; just…
there once was a girl who knew she could she could because she would she would take every chance dance every dance this girl who knew she could there once was a girl who knew she could then anxiety took over her ‘hood her ‘hood and her brain her courage got stained this girl…
Just kidding. Beer is not my why! In truth, it’s usually my “why not!?” But really, the title and image together intrigued you, didn’t it? A little clickbaity maybe, but that was not my whole intention. The truth is that I couldn’t find a picture of all my offspring where at least one of their…
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