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Oh, hey honey, today is your day, did you remember that? I am sure you did because it is something that has to do with you. Never mind when it was my day last month, and you and the children assumed that “Mother’s Day” was a day to call on me for every single thing…
“Your relationship doesn’t suck, you do!” she said to me, with total conviction in her voice. No, my girlfriend didn’t say this, because we all know as a busy mother of three little ones I don’t have very much time for friends; at least any that require my full, undivided attention. So, who was it…
I went platinum blonde recently and my husband, well, he doesn’t care too much for the new casper-esque look. What do I say to him? Let it the “f” go! Not because I want him to (because Lord knows how much he doesn’t want to do anything I instruct him to do), but because Elsa…
2018 is going to be my year of rom-com. Yes, I do understand that my life is not a movie, but it sure as heck does feel like one at times. Some days it’s more like an action film and others a tear-jerker. When there is time it’s slightly chick-flicky, but for the most part…
Your marriage isn’t a La-Z-Boy recliner, okay? You can’t just expect to sit back in it and relax. If you do it will surely break on you, and a furniture repair shop won’t be able to do anything about your pending separation or divorce. Far too often couples become complacent in their union; sometimes it’s…
Are you ready for some football? Lord knows that Al Michaels surely is, and so is his buddy, Chris Collinsworth. I would venture to guess that your husband probably is too. Heck, he is probably planning on watching it all day on today. Maybe you are the wife that equally loves football too, and…
Any interested buyers? So, I had the idea to write a post about my children putting me up for sale — awkward and a little strange, right? Actually, who am I kidding — the more likely scenario is my husband putting me up for sale, because we all know that I drive him bat shi*…
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