imperfectly authentic
Energy? Energy? Where are you? I can’t find you. I was really hoping to use these non-kid-directed four hours to be productive, but you are nowhere to be found. Where have you run off to? You are not supposed to just up and leave whenever you feel like it. I need you around all of…
This flower looks fake, doesn’t it? But, it’s not. Kind of like me; occasionally giving you the impression that I’m not authentic, but in fact, I fully am. Okay, maybe not completely, because like this image of the flower, sometimes I use a filter and I am not going to apologize for that, and you…
And on the seventh day, God made Target. Wait. That’s not right. I should have paid more attention in religion class. Oops. Good thing God knows that I love Him and I surely know that He loves me (and my humor). Since my version is all I can recite, we will go with that; just…
Just kidding. Beer is not my why! In truth, it’s usually my “why not!?” But really, the title and image together intrigued you, didn’t it? A little clickbaity maybe, but that was not my whole intention. The truth is that I couldn’t find a picture of all my offspring where at least one of their…
So, I made the Today Show, and it was a huge accomplishment for me. As a writer, a mother, a “mompreneur”, and a self-proclaimed educated, intelligent, respectful human being who desires to write a book one day and empower others via speaking gigs (Phew! That’s a mouthful!) — making the Today Show was, needless to…
You’re tired. The baby was on you all night long, and around 2am, your toddler gave you a swift right-hook while you were happily in dreamland. You don’t want to wake up to your alarm, and that’s why you set six alerts in succession. You finally awake with the last. You go to make coffee,…
Oh, hey honey, today is your day, did you remember that? I am sure you did because it is something that has to do with you. Never mind when it was my day last month, and you and the children assumed that “Mother’s Day” was a day to call on me for every single thing…
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