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Why I am Grateful for My Child’s Meltdown in Target

05/15/2018 Leave a Comment

“We’re right where we need to be” I calmly and quietly said to my husband. That statement rightfully earned me a confused glance, an eye-roll, and a judgmental chuckle. You see, he did not think that the floor of the entrance of Target with two toddlers melting down was really where we needed to be…

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Here’s the Truth About Phoning in Your Parenting

05/06/2018 Leave a Comment

You Know You’ve Done It. I know I’ve done it. Heck, I. AM. DOING. IT. RIGHT. NOW. Ugh. I’m seriously the worst for doing this, and so are you. But, maybe not? Maybe tuning my children out, at times, is not the most unfavorable thing I could be doing. BUT. THAT. DOESN’T. MAKE. IT. RIGHT. Oh,…

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Mommy the Rapper Presents: Summer Break is Near

04/03/2018 Leave a Comment

Mommy the Rapper is coming your way, ‘Cause I always got more and more shiitake to say. Today we’re talking summer and time off of school, Can’t I just let them swim in the pool? For the whole dang break, yes that’s what they want, And that’s the only way to ensure they won’t taunt. Taunt…

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How Acting Like Your Child Can Bring You Balance

03/29/2018 Leave a Comment

Balance – the holy-grail of peace, mindfulness, and joy that we all strive, long, pray, hope, and even grovel for, but rarely find. Us mothers, we want it, we need it, we strive for it and are on a never-ending quest to find it, and I think I just may have uncovered the key to…

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Wanna Know Why Your Child Requests That You Watch Them Poop?

03/18/2018 3 Comments

Do you want to know why your kid requests that you watch them poop? SO DO I! So, can somebody tell me? Please? Just today, my presence must have been requested at least seven shiitake sessions. Seriously, if I have to smell any more dead roses or wipe any more peanut butter (uh huh) off…

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Four Ways All Moms Are Hypocrites

03/13/2018 Leave a Comment

Except for you, right? You are not a hypocrite. You are the perfect parent, and you’re going to troll me anywhere you see this article online to bash the idiotic author who had the gall to make such an extreme generalization of moms as a whole. Good thing I don’t give a fudge. Actually, I…

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The Skills That Make Adults Likable Make Kids More Annoying (Apparently)

03/11/2018 Leave a Comment

We all long to be likable; it’s freakin’ human nature. Even those that claim not to give a hoot as to whether they are liked, they want you to like the fact that they are supposedly not caring whether or not you like them. Are you confused? Good, then they have succeeded. They want to…

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