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“We’re right where we need to be” I calmly and quietly said to my husband. That statement rightfully earned me a confused glance, an eye-roll, and a judgmental chuckle. You see, he did not think that the floor of the entrance of Target with two toddlers melting down was really where we needed to be…
You Know You’ve Done It. I know I’ve done it. Heck, I. AM. DOING. IT. RIGHT. NOW. Ugh. I’m seriously the worst for doing this, and so are you. But, maybe not? Maybe tuning my children out, at times, is not the most unfavorable thing I could be doing. BUT. THAT. DOESN’T. MAKE. IT. RIGHT. Oh,…
Mommy the Rapper is coming your way, ‘Cause I always got more and more shiitake to say. Today we’re talking summer and time off of school, Can’t I just let them swim in the pool? For the whole dang break, yes that’s what they want, And that’s the only way to ensure they won’t taunt. Taunt…
Balance – the holy-grail of peace, mindfulness, and joy that we all strive, long, pray, hope, and even grovel for, but rarely find. Us mothers, we want it, we need it, we strive for it and are on a never-ending quest to find it, and I think I just may have uncovered the key to…
Do you want to know why your kid requests that you watch them poop? SO DO I! So, can somebody tell me? Please? Just today, my presence must have been requested at least seven shiitake sessions. Seriously, if I have to smell any more dead roses or wipe any more peanut butter (uh huh) off…
Except for you, right? You are not a hypocrite. You are the perfect parent, and you’re going to troll me anywhere you see this article online to bash the idiotic author who had the gall to make such an extreme generalization of moms as a whole. Good thing I don’t give a fudge. Actually, I…
We all long to be likable; it’s freakin’ human nature. Even those that claim not to give a hoot as to whether they are liked, they want you to like the fact that they are supposedly not caring whether or not you like them. Are you confused? Good, then they have succeeded. They want to…
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