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This is a prayer request

10/28/2018 Leave a Comment

This is a prayer request. A prayer request for any husband who tonight, upon his return from work, asks his SAHM wife what she did all day. This is a prayer request. A prayer request for any wife who tonight, upon her husband’s return from work, forget to hide the eight Amazon packages that were…

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Humor (Never Leave Home Without It)

05/17/2018 Leave a Comment

When you are a parent, there is one thing you should never leave home without. Your flask. Just kidding. I shouldn’t be one who perpetuates the drinking culture and the wine obsession amongst parents and specifically mothers; so, I renege my initial comment and half-apologize to those I have offended. Oh, crap, I probably insulted…

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How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (Parent Edition)

05/03/2018 Leave a Comment

So, you want to learn how to lose friends and alienate people, right? Here is the one thing you need to do to accomplish just that: HAVE KIDS. Bahahahaha. The end. I’m just joking of course, but I can already picture the angry comments rolling in. This woman must hate kids. Why did she have…

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The Skills That Make Adults Likable Make Kids More Annoying (Apparently)

03/11/2018 Leave a Comment

We all long to be likable; it’s freakin’ human nature. Even those that claim not to give a hoot as to whether they are liked, they want you to like the fact that they are supposedly not caring whether or not you like them. Are you confused? Good, then they have succeeded. They want to…

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